MURFREESBORO, TN – Coach’s Grill Restaurant Group announced its most recent venture, Party Fowl Murfreesboro, is permanently closed. Over the years, Coach’s Grill Restaurant Group (CGRG) has launched numerous efforts to stabilize its Broad Street property, including Western Sizzlin’, Fairways Golf & Grill, and now Party Fowl Murfreesboro. 

“We are sad to close this chapter,” shared CGRC President Jim Trappers. “Now it’s back to the drawing board to see what restaurant we can open and close in this building next.”

Party Fowl Murfreesboro opened in 2017 and, unlike past openings, took extreme protective measures over its future, even hiring a local witch doctor to break a generational culinary curse on the establishment. It now appears those efforts were for naught, as Party Fowl shuttered its doors this week.

“The witch doctor kept us afloat for a while,” added Trappers, “but we missed his last few payments and he just dipped.”

At the time of press, CGRG did not close the door on a historic revival, leaving its other brands on the table as a potential replacement, including Brew U, Santa Fe, Coach’s Grill, Fairways Golf & Grill, and even its legendary Western Sizzlin’ Brand.

“Everything is on the table,” added Trappers. “Except keeping Party Fowl open— that place is closed as f***.”

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